Ladies and Gentlemen,
Good morning and welcome to the greatest slow jam battle in history! This is without a doubt, the greatest pound-for-pound bout we’ve seen this side of the Mississippi, and promises to be a classic in every sense of the word.
In the red corner, we have the man known by many as The Soil Whisperer. He is an Iowa State University Professor of Agronomy and undisputed champion of all things soil, Rick “The Soil Savant” Cruse!
And in the blue corner, we have a gentleman that needs no introduction, but we’ll give him one anyways. The Dean of Mean, Iowa State University Professor of Agricultural & Biosystems Engineering, and too many other titles to mention, Matt “Wise Guru of Water” Helmers!
This bout consists of one 5 minute round to slow jam their respective topic. At the end of the bout a winner must be chosen.
LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
Let us know who “won” through feedback on the blog or through Twitter @WaterRocksISU